[Stories] The Albo_Kid Death Chronicle

Damian was walking through the Phoenix Castle's surrounding forest working on his quest from Cloud Saint. He paused near a small pond to stretch, the repeated killing of simple bandits starting to bore him. As he stretched he saw the flash of the sun glinting off of a blade through the underbrush. His hand traveled down to his backsword and the blade was instantly covered in burning white energy. From the brush jumped Albo_Kid, a determined look on his face. He drew his blade through the air and hurled a fast blade, exactly where Damian HAD been a few seconds before. Albo_Kid was immediately engulfed in a pillar of burning flame, and he dove into the water. When he crawled back out, soaked and covered in Mud, Damian was waiting. A swift kick to the jaw sent Albo straight back into the water where he floated unconscious. Damian then returned to completing his quest.

As soon as Albo_Kid awoke from his beating at Damian's hands, he traveled to Bird Island, to a small bar on the town's western outskirts. He walked in and sat in front of the bartender, and immediately begin to tell everyone that he had fought THREE fire Taoists instead of one, heroically defeating them all. No one believed his story, and finally a patron in the back grew tired of Albo_Kid's pathetic story.

Albo felt a tap at his shoulder and turned to find himself face to face with Mr. Spock. Spock saw Albo's eyed widen just before he kicked the chair out from under Albo_Kid, who then proceeded to fall flat on his butt. Thunderous laughter from the bar patrons followed. Albo_Kid jumped up and attempted to swing at Mr. Spock but he missed, and buried his blade in the bar. Spock took the chance to step forward and kick Albo in the stomach, doubling him over, and a second kick knocked him backwards and out of the door. As Albo was recovering from the kicks Spock stepped out holding Albo's own blade. He proceeded to bury it in Albo_Kid's chest, and shoved him backwards and into the water. Mr. Spock returned inside, and Albo ran crying back to the Pharmacist crying.

~ First story documenting the epic failure of Albo_Kid. Comment and tell me what you think.